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A HARD LIFE

"If you look at the history of our club, who have always made it difficult for ourselves and to our fans through it," growled Lord Ferg last home defeat after local rivals Manchester United. Here at Fiver Towers we are not quite sure win 19 league titles, 15 points catchy runner reached 18 finals of the FA Cup, winning 11 of them, also reaching 10 Champions Cup final, coming leading in four of them, a winning percentage of 60% in five major cup finals and win a huge bounty of several other major trophies can possibly count "making it difficult for you." We are far from convinced that the omission leads by 15 points early in April calls "to their supporters through it."

Ultimately, the fiver is convinced that someone should get another dose of powder perspective morning cup of vitriol Lord Ferg, or some smuggling raisins realism usual afternoon barbed wire and a cupcake glass fragment. The fiver recognizes that even could do with a spell in charge of, say, Aston Villa, who had 17 top-two finishes in the league, most of them no more than one, and are now put their supporters through it in a more unconditionally at the other end of the table. Or Everton, who celebrated the victory in one of three trophies England 15 hours and regretted that comes second 17 times, a world record (counting only English teams whose FIVER just tot files). How the fans or anyone else to give you the opportunity to be put through it, Ferg style?

Anyway, back to the game last night, after managers agreed on one thing: that his boys were better than the other side. "We deserved to win," fumed Roberto Mancini. "We were the better team," Mancini parped Lord Ferg had statistics on their side:. City had more possession and tries to spend more, save more tackles and scored more goals Lord Ferg also have statistics. Meanwhile: United had more shots on goal, no shots on target, more corners and crosses unnecessary things Ruddy statistics

not matter. City stole a cookie, but states have the package. "The advantage is that there are only seven games now" gruffed Ferg, that misery can not end soon, with an eye on the fixture. Now only 12 points and again until any office so that you care to look, as 20 sign for United. Always make life difficult for them, this lot. While the "difficult" to say "fucking awesome."

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Student 'lad culture': the hidden victims of sexual abuse

university authorities had fewer than 100 cases of sexual harassment last year. Doing enough to respond to the misogyny of the students?

studying the "youth culture" has become a national issue. The phenomenon often associated with Unilad website has become a catch-all term for anything misogyny agitation drunk and abuse, including sexual abuse.

But despite numerous media reports on laddism, universities still have little idea of ??the magnitude of its effects.

new figures show 71 universities in the UK were aware of a total of less than 100 cases of sexual abuse and harassment last year. The data were published after the freedom of information requests guard and showed that only 98 cases were recorded by universities that responded.

many colleges said they were not aware of any incident at all, throughout 2012. Although some cases are recorded by the police, the figures show that the university authorities do not see the big picture of misogyny on campus.

a reluctance to report the facts means that the official figures mask what is a growing problem, said Laura Bates, founder of Project sexism, said: "A lot of women experience student sexual assault, unwanted sexual touching, groping and sexual harassment on a frequent basis.

"However, the standardization of" jokes lad and attitudes that stigmatize victims - both in the media and student social circles - the improbable students report these incidents or feel something so shame or guilt. incidents, or think they will not believe. "

activists say sites like Unilad, which has been criticized for joking that the violation was "Surprise sex" and Facebook pages of "spotting" where anonymous users to post comments on their peers to be endanger the safety and mental well-being of women.

• The problem of under-reported cases is not helped by the lack of detailed research on abuse.
• It was not until 2010 that the National University of Singapore has published the first national study of more experience bullying, harassment, violence and students of sexual assault. Marks indicate hidden surveyed 2,000 students and found that 1 in 7 had been the victim of a serious physical or sexual assault.

But it also revealed that only 4% of students had seriously sexually assaulted had informed the university. And only 10% said the police. Half of those who reported the incident said it was because he was embarrassed, while 43% said they thought they would be blamed for it.

Although research has been done since then, reports can be limited. A recent report on youth culture NUS, examined a wide range of topics from misogynist jokes about sexual violence among students. Although provided important information on the suffering and sexism in universities, the study only talked to 40 women, making it difficult to form a picture of the true extent of the problem.

However, a recent study by York University student union was five times more students about their experiences of sexual harassment. Once again, she found students were unlikely to report incidents. One respondent said: "Even though I informed a guard or someone like that ... I just said it was "exaggerated" "Another said:" It's my fault for being drunk and I paid the price. ".
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